Saturday, March 28, 2009

A Girl's Friends

The basic classifiaction of a girl's guy friends can be done on three basic measures
Need Based: How much the girl needs the friendship
Variety Based:How many types of friends a girl could want
Access Based: The amount of access the girl gives to the guy(Not Physically but mentally,On second thoughts maybe physically too.)

Need Based Friends
1.Acquaintances: Satisfies the girls need to have a large friend circle and contact base for future opportunities.
2.Friends : People the girl needs around her to feel important and to get attention
3. Good Friends : The people the girl thinks are worth being around and respects and resiprocates their company
4. Best friends : These are the people the girl wants around her when she is happy or wants to party.
5. Confidant: The guy the girl treats like her personal agony aunt and runs to when ever in a quandry, usually these are the cases where the guy likes a girla nd she doesnt resiprocate his emotions hence he becomes her confidant just so that he can be around her and make a move when an opportune moment arises
6. Boy Friend : The guy who is a complements her the most and give the most amount of attention and gifts. And the guy the girl does not mind being seen with in public.

Variety Based :
Aspirational Friend : The guy the girl aspires to be with , or the guy whose qualities the girl really admires (Mostly physical attributes)
Vocational Friend(The geek): The guy who helps her out with every thing in acadamics and work
Gossip friend: The guy who keeps her up to date with all the gossip in the world to saciate her unending curiocity
Punching Bag : The guy who she loves to insult and throw mud upon and the poor guy has no other option to stick around as he has no other friends

Access Friend
Smile friends : These are of three types a) the guy the girl smiles at because she thinks he is cute or hot .b) the guy whom the girl smiles at even though she hates him but it is important to be in his good books(like professors,lab assistants etc).c)the guy who genuinely makes her smile.
Circle Friend : The guys whom she chooses to have around her either as body guards or as levels of penetration to get to her. This is to unsure that she is the queen of the clique.
Tea friends :the guy whom she has coffee with and has either meaning less or boring conversations with
Coffee friends : The guy who is allowed to ask her questions about her thoughts and mostly have meaningful conversation
Room Friends :The guy who is allowed to the girls room as she likes his company and appriciates his opinions
Shoulder Friends: The guys whom she genuinely likes (either as friends or has the hots for him) and she is willing to put a hand over his shoulder and vise verse

the higher levels of access are self explanatory :
Hand friends: (Holding hands)
Bed friends
sleep friends

3 comments:

  1. Sagar Gupta likes this...

    Venky u r gettin better everyday.....

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  2. Not true venkyyy...very biased sample :P

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  3. Would have appreciated relevant industry examples..
    Anyways,

    A guy's friend:

    Type 1:
    She is not cute, date her for a week only.

    Type 2:
    She is cute, date her for six months.

    Type 3:
    She is ugly,
    c.t.f, f.t.b.

    :D

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