SM = Sleep Management

Drifting in and out of sleep
Management studies are profound and deep

Crouching and hunching to hide one self
Looking for comfort around ourself

Battering comments and a blabbering professor
each one more boring than his predecessor

Yet we find solace in class and benches
For our lack of boredom it now quenches

Imaginary objects looming overhead
All images white blue and red

Now the lecture becomes even more unbearable
the professor trying to entertain us with a fable

Even less blood pumping to the brain
hand over eyes now I cannot refrain

Slowly head held at half mast
Damn only half the class has gone past

Now the time for examples and anecdotes
Irritating interjections by the dumb rotes

Now the feeling is full and whole
I guve up and sleep with a steady systole

The Absent Minded Author

As most of you may be knowing , a very very close friend of mine is an Author.
Recently he released a best selling novel which was well received by all the mast ram and savita bhabhi fans across the nation.The above description may not be entirely true but the book does have its bit of adult entertainment which has been handled tastefully. The book has an excellent story line and a very good speech by one of the characters which makes it a must read.

The original title for the book was "A theory of intelligence". Which is a very apt title according to me . The author himself is an extremely intelligent human being . If there is anything he lacks, it is a memory. He is more absent minded than most of the seventy year old professors who teach us here. He has managed to loose almost all of his personal belongings except the only thing he actually wanted to loose.

He has managed to loose innumerable number of items including spectacles, car keys , bike keys , wallets ,laptops, watches,tennis racquets, books and the thing which hurts the most "a girl's phone numbers". It is a very rare and auspicious occasion when he manages to get the phone number of a girl and he worships that slip of paper as if it were a God send and yet he manages to loose it.

My dear friend here is some advice for you
1) If you were ever to murder a person please make sure that you return to the scene of the crime before any one else for you are sure to have forgotten some identification mark there.
2) Observe and learn from squirrils. Squirills as you know suffer from an extremely short term memory and hence when the move they usually retrace half their part so that they remember where they are coming from.
3) Always take down a girl's phone number on your hand as it is a little more difficult to loose it.
4) Maintain a journal so that once you loose your complete memory , which might be pretty soon you atleast have something to right about.
5) Use hair gel.

Football

There is football in my blood

There is football in my veins

Football on my head

Football in my brains

Jumping for the ball

Tumbling for a foul

Running through the flank

Converting defence to attack

Setting up a free kick

With an impressive back flick

Rising for the header

High over the defender

At last here comes a chance

Take a side way glance

Aiming for the goal

Hit the bloody pole

Screaming in agony

Shouting at the referee

Calling for a penalty

Promising by fidelity

Set the sights to the top corner

The keeper is now a goner

Kick it as hard as you possible

And shout goal goal goal!

Rebel with a cause

Tests at 9PM , 11Hrs of continuous classes, Hostels hotter than a boiler, Food comparable to rocks and rotis comparable to Frisbees .450 pages readings for a class, 24 lectures in a week .Sunday mornings are also not spared. Authorities out to get us for any slip up. All these scenarios are slowly pushing him to the edge.

The rebel without a cause is getting all he asked for, “A cause”. At first he bears the pressure then there is silent disapproval slowly rising within. Then he goes to the rumour mills and the small agonies are magnified and spread like wild fire. The rebel is rising. Don’t push too hard at a mob of 600 people. They might soak it in at first without much resistance but when the threshold is reached they will push back and when they do you are bound to fall. Open rebellion is inevitable. As the heat gets to the minds of most people, as living conditions get inhuman and so does the work load there is no reprise and the boiling point is about to be reached . Total and ultimate annihilation will eventually follow.God please let it rain!!

Life after death

The erranious decision making capability of mankind often shocks me, astonishes me and sometimes amuses me . But when you are the one who makes the judgement error it aint funny. There are few words to describe the feeling for lack of conscious appraisal of a situation. The whole scenario often leads to anger. Anger usually has three basic causal pre requisites
1) The knowing or unknowing action of another person to hurt you through action or words
2) The anticipation of a difficult situation which cannot be faced head on
3) As a facade

The first situation can be dealt with ease as it usually has a physical manifestation. A bout or a war of words often helps in supsiding the situation.
The second situation is usuall foreseeable and the consequence can be abated without a falling out.
The third is the most tricky situation to handel . anger manifests as a facade for many emotions. it is important to understand the underlying emotion. This sort of effectual interpretation can often be misread and no action is taken until the situation gets out of hand and causes embaressing and noticable changes in charactar.It is a pity that the third often happens between friends who know that something is astray but are not able to identify the reason.
Anger is often circuitous and cyclical an expression it seems to belie all other emotions
It is when Anger gets out of hand that Rage is experienced.
One of the most awesome emotions Rage is pure unadultreated anger which surpasses all other characteristic behavioral indications. It is important to adderss anger before it manifests as rage for once rage sets in it cannot be stopped and total and ultimate destruction ot the situation is often the outcome.

PS. Rage is a state of being and one which cannot be shed easily . Stay away from it :)